Where is Derek?

i have had it with cockblockers. todays cockblocker of the week, my roommate jesse, i told his about his blatant cockblocking and for a dose of his own medicine, every feeble attempt he makes, i will take her away. honestly, i have sooo much more game than this dude, its not funny.

i will tell you about the situation that made me sooo pissed. we took this cruise thing in osaka and i eyed up this chick so i made the move, talked to her and i knew she was interested but her english wasnt so good. what a good wingman would do is keep the friends busy while i continued making moves but noooo, this motherfucker! i dont know how it happened but the roles reversed and i would catch her checking me out every once in a while, id glance back and shed smile and then fix her hair and then cockblocker noticed she kept looking at me so get this! motherfucker put his whole body in the way. i couldnt believe it, and you better believe i had some words for his cockblocking ass.

so i told him, that was the last straw and i will do as i please and if i see something that hes trying to kick it to, i will only think about myself and go in for the kill. i am tired of playing a team game when i am the only one adhereing to the dayum rules. fuck that if its going to be every man for themselves than you better believe that i will be the king of the hill. No Mo! NO muthafucking MO!

Ive had it, every cockblock out there better watch out because now will come the full fury of sweetness’ game. No more leeches! No more vultures! Ive had it! Unfucking believeable am I the only one that knows how the game works? Sheeyit! i am sooooo done with this shit! im still fuming.

Just let me rant one more time, please! muthafucking cockblocking no game having leeches who dont have fucking game so they vulture off me, im tired of this shit! aaagghhh!

Okay well, the morning of my trip was soo effing filled with bullsheeyit! I was in Takadanobaba and gave myself an hour and fifteen minutes to get to Yokohama and catch my bus to Osaka. Muthaeffing, yeah righ! I hustled my ass over there and got there 3 minutes too late. The bus left late but I couldnt catch a connecting train and had to wait at the platform for 20 minutes. I forgot it was Sunday and the trains are retarded. My roommate Jesse tried to stall the bus but it was a no go. I had to run to Machida and try to catch up with the bus because Machida was the last stop before heading to Osaka. Muthaeffing NO!!!! No effing way, I hustle my ass to Machida to be 3 minutes late again! I was so pissed that I was swinging my duffle bag around knocking people over! I meant it I was sooooo effing pissed. I was about to give up when I txtd Jeremy if he wanted to hang because I decided to not go because all of the sheeyit I went through this morning. But Jeremy said, go to Kansai, dont let Tokyo bring you down and that was true, I decided to effing go and get on another bus. I had to move my ass to Tokyo station this time and time was running short. I made it though. Today I learned, that when you really want to do something, you do it, no matter what bullshit gets in your way, because if you dont you will be bitter. I am telling you if I didnt get here I would have been real bitter! I mean bitter to a point where anything would set me off! Thanks to Jesse for trying to stall the bus, thanks to Jeremy for pushing me towards going. BTW, Osaka is effing cool. I saw Mt. Fuji from the bus, it was effing cool and really large! (thats what she said, ahahahaah)

Now with the info about the Hostel/Redlight District and Sinsekai. Well the hostel is in a great location and the price is just right for the convenience. I would recommend the Chuo Hostel New Annex to anyone, the rooms are no frill but you get clean sheets on your futon with clean sheets, a bathrobe, pillow, toothbrush and face towel. The only problem is that there is a queue for the bathroom during rush periods so take a shower either real early or real late. Theres free internet and tons of things to do in the area.

Haha, whats there to do in the area? Well I wondered down this shopping area and came across a busy street filled only with men and men in cars. hmmm, I should have been tipped off but boy was I in for a surprise. The street is lined with booths, they look like Japanese style waiting areas but heres the thing, theres a granny sitting in front and a hot, I mean hot Japanese girl in a kimono or some other sexy outfit, on her knees! Yes thats right shes just kneeling and greets you with a smile and I am telling you these girls were effing hot. I was really surprised, I would say 80% of them could be Japanese models if they wanted too. It was disturbing, yet intriguing at the same time. BTW, the whole area reeked of skank, it was in the air, the smell was off, sweat of a hundred men  masked by floral body fragrance and baby powder. I was really facinated because the redlight district is so blatant and nothing is done. Hmmm. I cant wait to see what the redlight district looks like during the day time.

Okay now, Sinsekai, I ran into this place when I was just wandering the neighborhood. It reminds me of Coney Island but Japan stylie and with more character, theres izakayas and places to eat, the porn section is close and the pachinko parlors are everywhere.

BTW, one thing I hate about hostels in Japan is that every effing herb thats white thinks they are cool. They are loud and obnoxious but they are just a bunch of herbs, I really want to break my foot off in their herbie white asses, omg. When I do I will post a picture. Effing Gaijinzzzz!

Sakuragicho is so effing cool, it is one of my favorite places in the Kanto area that I have been to. The Yokohama bay area is effing relaxing and a great place to hang out with a chick. If you ride the Wheel it’s a long ride, ahaha (That’s what she said!) but seriously, I heard the view is amazing, I will wait until I get a chick to go on it with me ;P I heard on a clear day you can see Mt. Fuji from it! There’s cool shopping areas near the Wheel in Sakuragicho like the World Porters and the Red Brick Warehouse. Below are some video of the bay area at night:








Though Yokohama is the little sister to Tokyo, I really like Yokohama. I.love.Japan -Laterz

Fastfood for the Japanese is not the same as in the States. Curry? Rice? Sliced fatty beef? If this sounds weird to you then let me introduce you to Japanese fastfood.

There’s Coco’s Curry House Ichibanya

Japanese curry isn’t as spicy as Thai or Indian curry and is kinda sweet. Below is a picture of Japanese Curry with melted cheese on top. Trust me, cheese on Japanese curry is the bomb!
Specialty: Curry! Curry! Curry!

There’s Little Spoon

Little Spoon is dayum good curry! Watch out Coco’s there’s a new kid on the block. At little spoon, you buy a ticket at a machine and the servers give you, your order. Effing cool, Japan is all about the vending machines. The only problem I have with Little Spoon is that they use metal dishes to serve the food. Yikes!
Specialty: Curry, of course!

There’s Yoshinoya

Yoshinoya the McDonald’s of Japanese fastfood, they are everywhere! The Gyu Don or thinly sliced fatty beef over rice with veggies is the popular dish below:
Specialty: Gyu Don or what’s in the picture

There’s Matsuya

What can I say about Matsuya but “That’s some pretty dayum good Gyu Don!” I love the t.s.f.b.o.r or thinly sliced fatty beef over rice. Oishii! =P
Specialty: T.S.F.B.O.R

Here’s one of the vending machines to order your food. This one’s at Matsuya.

There’s Sukiya

My favorite spot! Homegrown and created in Yokohama, baby! Combines Matsuya’s gyudon and fuses it with Coco’s curry. Marries two of the best things to come from Japan. If there is a fast food joint that combines Little Spoon’s curry with Matsuya’s gyudon, there would be no need to go anywhere else.
Specialty: T.S.F.B.O.R with curry and an egg

So there’s a lot of options when it comes to fast food in Japan, this is not by far the end all list but merely a list of the ones that I have been to. If I were balling, I’d go to a new restaurant every meal but I am not so I have to settle for these joints when in a pinch. I.love.Japan. Laterz

I was worried because of my limited cash flow and no lodging but I booked two hostels in Osaka. The first one is called the Business Hotel Chuo New Annex from April 29 to May 2.

Business Hotel Chuo New Annex
1-1-11 Taishi, Nishinari-Ku
Osaka
p. 06-6643-7355
f. 06-6647-7049
e. info@cheaphotel.jp

From Osaka
Take JR Kanjo-sen Loop Line ( either outbound and inbound 15 min.) to JR “Shin-Imamiya Station”.
Or take Subway Midousuji Line Abiko Bound (13 min.) to “Dobutsuen-mae station”. Then 1 min. walk from “Dobutsuen-mae Station”.


Sorry for the details, I needed to post the location as backup in case I lose the directions.


The second hostel is called the Osaka Downtown Hostel from May 3 to May 6.

Osaka Downtown Hostel
2-16-24 Shitsuki Nishi Naniwa Ku
5th – 7th Floors
Osaka
p. +81-90 3861 5641
f. +81-50 1546 3146
e. admin@olivers-network.com

Directions If you are coming by subway, get off at Daikokucho station look for the exit number 5, walk straight as you exit the station (dont cross the street) as far as the 3rd. set of traffic lights, turn right at the traffic light as you cross the street and right again, we are on the first 7-floor building on the right. (this walk from the station shouldn t take more than 7 minutes). 2nd. option on ‘JR’ trains 3mins. walk: On ‘JR’loop line get off at Imamiya station , take east exit, turn left, walk straight up until the 3rd. set of traffic lights, cross the street and turn right on the first narrow street ahead, walk 10 seconds and you will be at our doo right in front of our building. Tip: ( when you reach the 3rd.set of traffic lights mentioned above, as you stand at the corner, if you look to your right across the street, you will be able to see the back of our gray colored 7-floor building).

2nd. option on ‘JR’ trains 3mins. walk: On ‘JR’loop line get off at Imamiya station , take east exit, turn left, walk straight up until the 3rd. set of traffic lights, cross the street and turn right on the first narrow street ahead, walk 10 seconds and you will be at our doo right in front of our building. Tip: ( when you reach the 3rd.set of traffic lights mentioned above, as you stand at the corner, if you look to your right across the street, you will be able to see the back of our gray colored 7-floor building).

Went to check out some new locations for me to live: Jiyugaoka and Gakugei-daigaku, both places are really cool and express stops from Shibuya. The area is really cool, I walked from Gakugei-daigaku to Shibuya is about 40 minutes so if I miss the last train, it’s totally walkable. Also found a great Japanese curry recipe that I tried and love, I’m going to cook Japanese curry as my specialty dish! Yumm. I am just excited about Golden Week, there’s a Universal Studios there, temples and other stuff. I can’t wait. I’m so popular they started making stickers with my face on it. ahahaha


Derek aka Sweetness aka Bussa aka Hung Lo aka Donki Xote