Where is Derek?

japanese game show, tetris

During Golden Week, Jesse and i saw some Japanese Kids breakdancing. i haven’t broke for such a long time. Watch, the result.





My training buddy, Jeremy wack’d out of his mind in aGeha.





Toilet Training Japan stylie





Toilet Training Squat Toilet

If you are saying, what the hell is yaki niku, let me say, its korean bbq japan stylie. I ate like a dayum fool and drank like a fish and it wasnt that expensive. Beef tongue, sounds disgusting but it is pretty good. I really like the garlic butter beef, that is good ish! Gyu Kaku bitchez, thats all I have to say. Yummy.

Also, print club. Print Club bitchezz, its pretty fun, you know those photo booths that Japanese girls go crazy for. In Japan you can email yourself 2 pictures to your cellphone. Pretty cool ish. I have some pictures but I dont know if I want my business out there for you fools to scrutinize. hahahha. I have been pretty sporadic when it comes to the blog posts as of late but right now I am busy planning summer vacation, moving to a new apt in Tokyo, re evaluating my work situation and just enjoying life here.

Oh, I went to a university today, Kanagawa University in Haku Raku. It wasnt that cool over there, pretty small but it was fun. The college students were okay but what really got me was that KU bottles their own beer! Thats right, Kanagawa University Beer! How effing awesome is that and there are four varities. Next stop, a roof top Beer garden in Tokyo and a strictly lamb yaki niku place in roppongi that has the grill designed so that as you cook the lamb, the fat drips off the sides and collects on top of a salad, effing awesome! Oh and that police lockup restaurant! Yeah.

Yes, thats right! I believe that all Japanese men are 10% gay!!! Heres why:

1. Japanese men put more sheeyit in their hair then the girls

2. No straight man would ever get caught dead wearing a white belt

3. No straight man would ever get caught dead wearing pointy shoes!!!!

4. Whats with the purses and man bags?!!

5. On the train, Japanese men would rather stare at another man, ex. a gaijin, than look at the beautiful woman standing right next to him

There are other things that I notice about Japanese men but I am just too disgusted to write it down. Where have all the real men gone? You know the, give a seat to a lady, help women carry baby carriages up and down stairs kind of men. All I see are sheep, weak, feeble, sniveling sheep around me. I really want to smack some sense into some of the people here.

Case in point, I saw this dude walking in front of his wife and his wife was carrying the baby and a grocery bag, wtf?!! Japanese girls carry handbags that are the size of travel luggage and their men, ahahah, boyz dont even offer to hold those huge bags for them. wtf?!! sheeyit, if I have one mission in Japan it is to show these Japanese women, what a real man should act like… Sheeyit!

Enough of this ranting bs, I have been discovering a lot of interesting things around Japan like, if you go to one of the print club photo booths, you can get the pictures emailed to your phone!!! effing cool!!! Also there is a special picture that you can scan with your phone and the picture is your web address, so all you have to do is scan the picture and your phone goes to that internet address, effing cool! Also some universities in Japan have their own beer. for example Kanagawa University has their own beer with beer bottle labels, ahahah, now thats cool sheeyit!!! Next stop, Komazawa Womens University. YEah!!!!

Interesting signs around Tokyo

What kind of advertising is this ish?!!

Translation, stop spreading eagle on the train!

In Ikebukero

Yummy Thigh Food

Live in Japan!

Pix of Me…

At the Japan Sea

With cosPlay girls

Eff EZ pass, check this out, rf transmitter for cars but you get to insert your credit card to pay. No more linking a credit card, no more prepaying, just pick a card and swipe.

Hey everyone, sorry about not posting for a few days, a lot has happened to me and the internet is acting up in my house. I have been looking for a new apartment on the Toyoko Line in Kanto, hopefully in Meguro or Shibuya-ku. I have been meeting a lot of interesting people and my private life is as interesting as ever. Went to a beach party on Sunday and went to Ueno Zoo today. I have been working out like a fiend for the summer and studying Japanese really hard. I am going to start Muy Thai kickboxing and Jujitsu. i am still rocking and rolling every weekend in Shibuya and working overtime to settle debts and save up for Thailand. My life right now is complicated but I am enjoying every minute of it. I think I may be stuck in Japan and I might not be coming back. I am living pretty well here and every day brings something new to the table. I.love.Japan and I recommend everyone to try Japan once, you might never leave. Oh btw, I’m going to this restaurant that is themed like a jail and you have to go through a maze and end up with a chick dressed up as a cop and she handcuffs you and brings you to the table. You dine inside a jail cell where the waiters and waitresses dress up as prisoners, I will definitely record some video for the blog. Oh and btw, I will go to a maid cafe and record some video also. Holy sheeyit, I have a lot of video to take!!!! Japan, Tadaima!!!