Archive for June, 2007

Recap of whats been going down…

News number one: Getting hauled to Shinjuku for BS

I was 5 minutes late twice. Whats the big effing deal?!! I always come in 15 to 20 minutes early every day. The second piece of enfuriating bs is my cheap 100 yen name tag. I dont like wearing this cheap piece of crap. Heres the background story. My school director at Yokohama is named Monica or what I like to call this effing ugly no social skills having shovel face, Ugmo. Well, Ugmo pulled me aside in front of all my coworkers to talk to me about not wearing my name tag. First of all, I didnt recieve the memo from HQ saying we had to wear these cheap pieces of crap and secondly, why are you picking on the new guy, when the veterans dont wear their name tags or even suit jackets. Eff off Ugmo! Ugmo effing pulled me aside in front of everyone and scolded me like I was 2, I told her to her face, Dont ever talk to me like I am a child. Ugmo effing called HQ on me for that sheeyit! WTF?!! I dont care who the hell Ugmo thinks she is, if she thinks I will be passive while she throws around her weight, eff that shit, Ill put my foot dead up her ass. Now HQ asks me to wear my tag but I will not, Ugmo will think that she got the better of me. If I get fired over a name tag then eff ECC, I will go to Nova. There are plenty of English schools and they are always hiring. Sheeyit! I do my job to the best of my abilities. Dont try to bully me, bitch Im from NYC. Sheeyit!

News number two: Another stupid cunt

Went to the Ruby Room in Shibuya. I accidently knock over my coworkers glass of wine. The cunt in question is Piera aka No social skills having, stuck up cunt aka Ugmo Jr. Hahah, Ugmo Jr. I crack myself up. Well get this, Ugmo Jr. said this sheeyit to me “Get me another drink. You DO owe me another drink.” Do you believe this cunt?!! I was going to buy her one anyways because its the right thing to do but sheeyit! I did buy the drink but not before I said “Heres your drink but dont you EVER talk to me that way again.” Trying to order me around, effing loser bitch, look in the mirror, you know what you see… Thats right shit! You are nothing. What really got me fired up was the loser bitch effing started gossiping about the event talking like I flew off the handle. I really hate triffling bitchez. But the night ended up with me dancing with co workers and Ugmo Jr. somewhere else. Hahaha, Ugmo Jr. dont come around me.

News Number Three: New creepy roommate

Butterz, ahahahaha, Butterz, classic! What a creepy dude! My first day in Japan, I threw my bags down and explored Shibuya. Butterz never left the house! He got hungry once and just walked down the hill to Family Mart, for those who dont know is a Convenient Store. Butterz asks, uh is there any other places to eat or get food. WTF, Butterz!?? Listen, Butterz, if you walk towards the train station theres a supermarket and even better, you should take the train to Yokohama and eat at any of the restaurants. OMG, clueless. Dude is 32 and is afraid to leave the house, wtf?!! Truly a creepy dude. I came home one day after work and the dude stayed in his room with the lights off and making no noise so I thought I was alone but when I turned around, there was Butterz with a stupid grin on his face. No words, we didnt even talk, effing strange. BTW, Butterz looks like Mr. Bean but more akward. Hahah. I need to get out of Tomioka before Butterz smells my laundry and sleeps in my bed when I am at work. Effing A! Haha, classic Butterz quote of the day, Jesse and I tell Butterz, that we are sorry he has the worst room in the house. It is because his room faces the kitchen, he has sliding doors instead of a regular door and the kitchen has the tv, its noisey. His response was, is it because your rooms have locks?!! I was like holy shit Butterz, should I be putting  a lock on my door?!! A weird and sad guy, not the super wingman that I was hoping for.

And other news, took Reina back to my place for dinner, I made spagetti with chicken and tomato basil sauce and a salad. It was really nice.

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Even even more horrible news!

Oh no, I am in deeper ish that I thought. Next up on the agenda… Dinner with Reina’s father!! WTF?!! When did this go from hanging out to this?!! Tasukete! Dinner in Tokyo. I am not ready for this. I need you guys’ support. Wahhhh!

Here’s some good news though. Sorry Allison, I will be spending the whole summer in Thailand and Vietnam with Reina, we are saving up and touring both countries. Well thats the tentative plan right now. I need to bust my ass to save funds and send funds back. I have my work cut out for me but I think I can do it.

Besides all the fear and anxiety, I feel really lucky. Lucky that I can experience part of a Japanese life that most people won’t ever. I feel blessed and I won’t waste this opportunity. I.love.Japan

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