Hey yall, I am finally out of the sticks aka the shithole aka Tomioka, and living in civilization aka Tokyoooo! I feel good and re energized now that my surroundings are more alive and vibrant. Takadanobaba station reminds me of a smaller Union Sq because all the Waseda kids hang out there. The weather has been real good lately and I can tell that Autumn is going to be effing amazing. The opportunities that I have been given are boundless and the future looks bright. I have to get my sheeyit together and become the king of Tokyo!
One sidenote though, I cant knock Tomioka too much because without that shithole I would have never gotten to know Candice, Jesse and Jimmy, the way I do. Candice was cool from the start and its a shame we only roomed together for like a month because Candice is a cool chick. I knew right from the start that we’d get along. Now about the two hicks from bumfuck, Australia! Haha, these two bumpkins really surprised me. Initially I was like wtf?!! Put another shrimp on the barbie and g’day mate! I am glad that I was wrong about both these guys. Jesse started off as a cockblock but ended up as my Tomioka brother, the sheeyit that we both went through at the same time. Wow! I dont even want to get into it. And Jimmy. What can I say? I dont know anything. I had my reservations about Jimmy and was very critical but I am glad that I was totally wrong about him. Jimmy’s pretty cool and he can make that guitar sing. Anyone that can rock out is cool in my book. Best of luck to my old roomies.
Going to party it up tonight! Rip Tokyo a new one! I.Love.Tokyo
September 20, 2007 at 12:08 am
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Hey Everyone, I want to start producing my line of t-shirts, here in Japan. I was thinking of different ways to cost effectively get the logo and name out. I found this awesome guerilla marketing campaign for Aqua Teen Hunger Force and was thinking something similar for Cockstar. If you have any ideas, please post them.
September 18, 2007 at 11:53 pm
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This post is about the homeless in Japan. They are not like the homeless in the West. These cardboard boxes have a bedroom, kitchenette, washroom and foyer. I mean it! I saw a Japanese television show where they stuck a camera into one of these cardboard mansions. Another thing about the homeless in Japan is that each homeless person has the look of a cartoon character. They are always dissociative and grimy with a hint of dementia but even though they look like a typical homeless person, they still keep clean! They sweep around their cardboard homes and wipe themselves down. Enough about the homeless and onto Christmas Cake!
What is Christmas Cake? Well its something everyone wants around Christmas and doesnt want the day after Christmas. Sad to say but the girls in Japan have a shelf life of 25 years, after that they are considered, the unwanted ones. Its really sad because 26 is not old at all and Japanese women look younger than they look but alas in Japan they are still Christmas Cake! I guess its good for guys because we can still be 60 and over weight, balding and unattractive in every way but still be able to get 19 year olds because of the all mighty yen. Its sad but true, you see it all the time. When you see an old haggard old man with a hot young thing you are either thinking 3 things, 1. that dude is her father 2. that dude is loaded or 3. that dude has her passport in a secret location. I.Love.Japan, where any man, no matter how fugly he is, externally or internally, he is a king. Sorry ladies, I know its unfair but thats how it is. I.Love.Japan
My friend from SUNY Buffalo is coming to visit! My friend Jon. We go back a long way, it will be cool to hang out with Jon since his visit to NYC last year, this time it will be in Tokyo and my new pad! I look forward to the debauchery and good times. My Mt. Fuji trip has been rescheduled due to the arrival of a killjoy. The killjoy’s name shall not be mentioned other than his name is now KillJoy. Besides my housing situation, I am looking forward to this weekend because I haven’t party’d it up in a while. Gonpachi for dinner and hitting up something special at night! I.Love.Japan
