Wow, yesterday was an exhausting and exciting day off. The day started off with me doing just my errands like picking up the dry cleaning and going to the ward office to change my address by the way, it took me 2 hrs because they only had one English speaker and they didnt have enough brains to switch the only English speaker with someone else to help me and the health insurance thing where they tried to charge me 20.000 a month for insurance and I had to explain to them that I used to pay 1.200 for insurance and what was going on. Sheeyit, dont mess with my money! Dayum…
After the morning things I met up with Liza and ate Peteza, and Pahsta at Saizeria, dayum its reasonable and quite tasty. The plan for the day was to just go to Tokyo Dome City and ride the Thunder Dolphin, a roller coaster in the heart of Tokyo but what was supposed to be a simple ride turned into more. It turns out that there was a Japanese professional baseball game going on it was the Tokyo Giants vs. the Yokohama Baystars! Yeah, thats right, Yokohama vs. Tokyo, oh my conflicted heart! Guess who won? The Baystars bay bay! Wut?!! Your mama aint sheeyit, your daddy aint sheeyit and you aint sheeyit! Liza and I bought standing room tickets sfor 1.000 yen, yeah thats right and guess what?!! We snuck into primo seats ahahhaha, the lady I sat down next to, gave me this disgusted look, like wtf this muthafucker snuck in here and I had to pay?!! Suckerzzzz! Hahaha, the seats were so good that Liza and I were within t-shirt cannon range, thats right, t-shirt cannon range!
Every mans dream. hehe, a beerGirl costume, with fully loaded keg pack.
But wait, the day isnt over. Before the game Liza and I wanted to ride the Thunder Dolphin and was pondering whether to pay the 3.000 for unlimited rides until 9pm or just pay for one ride on the Thunder Dolphin and one entrance to this Haunted House thing called The 13 Doors. Guess what?!! Turns out that for 3 days there was this special thing going on that night for 1.000 you can ride all the rides until 9pm. Holy sheeyit, how effing lucky was Liza and I, huh? So we hit up the Thunder Dolphin and dude, that ride was effing awesome, to put a cherry on top of the Thunder Dolphin thing, these bitchezz skipped the line and took our spots on the next ride but it turned out to be in our favor, we got to sit in the front seats! Yeah, thats right, whats going on? Sheeyit, this Wednesday was effing weird. But wait it gets better, as when went down the first drop of the Thunder Dolphin, the smells of steak from the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. invades your nose! Wow, that was the favorite part of the ride for me. Feeling the drop and having the smell of steak rammed up your nose, I felt like I was eating a juicy steak while having my stomach turn upside down, effing awesome! We rode Thunder Dolphin 2x before we switched to the Log Flume.
The only beer you should drink before getting on the Thunder Dolphin.
After Thunder Dolphin and the Log Flume, Liza and I went to this haunted house thing called The 13 Doors. The whole thing behind The 13 Doors was this crazy doll maker was invaded by an evil spirit and he killed his family and died but his coffin was empty. There are 13 doors in the doll makers house and you have to work all the doors to find your way out. haha, it was fun. I must admit they designers of the attraction did get me at least 2x, I wont give it away but it was fun. [ http://www.ghost-cam.com/ ]
Hanging with Liza ended with meeting up with Christine in Ikebukuro and eating at an Izakaya before hitting up Club Atom with my homie Jason. Hehehe, my name Bussa and Im gunna buss it! It felt really good to have one of my homiez there to be wingman while we tor’d up the cluuub! All I have to say is, we are from NYC, we effing represent! I did my thing with so many ladies that night, I ran out of bizNasty Cardz, oh my goodness, this one chick named Ai was half Japanese/half Moroccan, wow what a stunner! She was 21 and dizAYum! What made things even better is she lives 2 stops away from Takadanobaba. What is going on?!! Oh and on a sidenote, I spoke to Ai mostly in Japanse, I feel really good, I can at least talk a little bit now. Holy sheeyit, it was difficult but she got the idea even though I wasnt sure of my grammar. Ai, Yuki, Megumi, Anna, Negisa, Kaori and others, thanks for the dance and a great night! holy ish, holy ish, I havent partied like that on a mutha effing Wednesday in a real long time. What! Yead, you heard right, on Wednesday, I’m from NYC and I effing represent! [ Life.Iz.Real.Good ]
The next generation of super efficient Japanese taxicabs, ahahahha Gay!
