Where is Derek?

Holy sheeyit, the hands down best show ever…

For the Japanese, please pay attention to the 1. pronunciation and 2. intonation of the words. ahahahah [ I luhhhh dis sheeyit!! ]

Wow, this dude is an old skool G, holy sheeyit, handlin’ bizness. Keepin’ his pimp hand strong. [ Who the hell you thank you iz ]

Give this to yo mama… Wow, awesome!

[ Life.Iz.Good ]

Crazy Japanese Television Program:

I want a burger…

The coolest Dinosaur you will ever meet:

Toilet paper hats:
( submitted by my good friend Brian )

Square watermelons:

Japanese Schoolgirl Underwear:

Shinjuku time lapse of 35 years in 10 seconds (1969 – 2004):

Triumph International’s Beautiful Bottom Competition

Nissan Pivo 2:
(A typical Japanese car – small, efficient and swivels 360 degrees)

How to cook Monjya or Kanto style Okonomiyaki:
My friend Tom and I never cooked Monjya before and mixed up all the ingredients and splashed it on the grill. ahahhaha

Kaiten Sushi aka Conveyor Belt Sushi:

Yaki Soba and Okonomiyaki:
(Yaki Soba is the noodles and Okonomiyaki is the pancake thing which has dancing fish flakes on top usually)

Yukata – Japanese Summer Clothing

Ninjas

Strange outfits everywhere:
(Harajuku)

And my favorite – People who pass out right next to their own vomit

[ Life.Iz.Good ] Stay tuned for Japan in a nutshell part II…

Hey yall, the start of the holiday season is getting me a bit down. Even though I am having fun here, I do miss people back home. Thanksgiving and Christmas are the only times my family gets together and this will be the first year that I miss all the celebrations. I miss flakey biscuits and gravy, stuffing, hot roast beef, turkey, macaroni and cheese, pecan pie and just being around people who matter to me. Even though I dont show it all the time, I really do care about my family and friends. At least, I realize and truly appreciate my family and friends now that I am away. But I must think positive and right now, what keeps me motivated is when I do come back home for a visit! OMG, you know NYC will see the second coming of Derek! I am tweeking my personality/thinking and when I do come back to visit, I will be a bigger force to be reckoned with. Thanks to everyone for keeping in touch with me and telling whats up back at home. Hi, mom, dad and Darren, I am doing well, I miss you all.

[ Life.Iz.Good ]                          but its even better with family and friends

Ahahha, an impromptu trip to Roppongi last night with Christine turned out to be hella fun. I was feeling in a funk because of the holiday season and honestly, I am a bit homesick but last night helped a lot. Thanks Christine. What was supposed to be a couple of drinks turned out to be an all nighter in Roppongi, who loves Tokyo?!! Wuht!!!

Well, the day started innocent enough with a drink at the black sheep or something in Ikebukuro. This pub’s mascot was a sheep with shades on and smoking a fatty… Haha, foreshadowing the craziness to come… Afterwards, Christine and I went to Roppongi to look for the Lexington Queen. We patroled the skreets for a while, meeting different hustlers along the way. ( Here’s a tip for the fellas… Hustle the hustlers and they leave you alone.  Hahahah, the hustlers began trying to work but they later realized that I wasn’t playing their game, they stopped. Ahahahhaa EX. “Hey hustleman, where’d you get this crocodile blazer? Sheeyit, I want one. yadda yadda” it was fun hassling the hustlers. Christine and I did meet some hustlers and got hooked up because just like anyone else, those street hustlers like to be treated like human beings. So… We met who I called, Pimpin’ and HustleMan. Thursday is a great night out in Roppongi, Shibuya and Shinjuku dont know what Thirsty Thursdays is all about!!! Okay now on to the Lexington Queen…

The Lexington Queen… It’s supposed to be famous with celebs from around the world visiting and models everywhere. This was a good experience because just like in NYC, these models thought they were the sheeyit but good old Bussa Buss had to put them in check. This one dude was ragging on me because I liked HipHop but I had to put him in his place. Models… Hahaha, how I love to show they who’s boss. I was kicking game to his Brazilian female partner in front of him, which probably prompted his dislike of me. Hahaha, all I have to say is only girls and gay men like 80′s music. Fucking lame! Besides this one jerkoff from bumfuck, Europe the others were surprisingly cool. The female models weren’t bitches and the guys were cool. I have always liked German people. I cant remember the names of the people Christine and I met last night except Kellie. Wow, I thought she was this stiff and boring model but this chick effing battled me and did a good job, she was popping and locking! Where do you see a hot 6’0 female model in the midst of a pop and lock battle?!! Girl done held her own and I was impressed. I wish I got her number before I left but I was occupied, hehe.

Dear Kellie,

I will see you again… Hopefully… Because you are in trouble. You done popped and locked your way into my calendar.

Later,

Sweetness
( Yes, I know I am using my other moniker… Sweetness, Bussa is too nasty for a class act like Kellie )

The Lexington Queen was filled with European models and was a decent time. Oh, we met this dude called Ellie who was cool, I can’t imagine paying 4000 yen to get into this place. All in all, a good night. But wait it gets better. How you might ask?

Donner Kebabs!!!!!!! OMG, after tearing it up in Roppongi, we were hungry and Donner Kebabs are THE shit! The Donner Kebabs were so good be decided to hit up this Jamaican Jerk Chicken spot and omg, I totally recommend Rob the Jamaican Jerk Chicken guy, his spicy sauce was awesome. I totally recommend.

I think I am officially out of my funk.

A sidenote…

To all models who think their shit don’t stink,

Your mama aint shit… Your daddy aint shit… And most of all, you aint shit… Yeah, I said it. Wuht!

You know who I am,

My name Bussa

[ Life.Iz.Good ]

Japanese fashion, what can I say?!! For the girls, its pretty much a mix mash of everything with sexy “eff me” boots and booty shorts. My goodness, do these women love to show off their legs! Perfect legs, short legs and even cottage cheese legs. As for the fellas… wtf?!!

The thing for me is… The Japanese sort of know what is cool but they either go overboard or dont know how to wear their clothes. The skanky ones are skanky, the weird ones go weird but there are the elusive few that mix classy with style. The big things in Japan now are, hooker boots, scarfs, wool hats ( I know its not even snowing yet! ), fidora style hats, fur rimmed jackets with hoods, pointy ass shoes for guys and a bunch of other stuff.

The clothing for fellas, thats supposed to be “cool” are the dandies. These women wear, nut huggers with white pointy shoes, womens xs shirts, princess cut jackets, white belts, glossy nail polish, eye liner, have big hair like in anime movies and reek of douche. ahahaha, what a sight to behold!

On the flip side of the mens fashion, there are the hoodrat Japanese, who are “done up” in Jamaican flags and G-Unit clothing. Ahahaha, they grew up in Daikanyama or Jiyugaoka, for goodness sake! Sorry to sidenote but these fuckers are stealing my moves. I remember battling a sorry fucker who thought he could dance, later that night use one of my moves on this chick, of course I had to steal her away from that chump but still. Sheeyit! I am seriously pissed right now as I write this. WTF?!! A fucking biter comes second to a cockblock and Japan is filled with cockblocks and biters.

Sorry for all this ranting but I have had this pent up for a while. I have to stop writing before I get more mad. Later, D