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From my friend Jon in Ft. Worth, TX. Ahahaha

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Some dude in the Shizuoka Prefecture of Japan was arrested for spitting coffee in the faces of Japanese High School girls. Wtf?!! A drive by coffee bukkake attack! ahahaha

Here’s the video from Asahi TV:

So this dude aka “Coffee Bukkake Man” was arrested for spitting coffee in 5 HS girls faces, the reason? He was dumped and was frustrated. What a wuss! Picking on helpless schoolgirls. Below is an artist rendition of what happened.

Japanese lesson: bukkake comes from the word bukkakeru or to douse/to splash

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Hey everyone. What have I been up to  lately, well. Nothing serious just hanging with peoples. Hung out with my friend Jill after a training for Kids Interviews for ECC Jr. We went to this Indian place that had awesome nan and Goat/Spinach something or other and kicked it to a table of girls who it turned out to be English Literature majors. That day taught me how I will never let Japan get the better of me. Fuck not knowing a lot of Japanese, I will try and try and not give up.

On Saturday, it was the ECC Yokohama Christmas party and there were more people there than I expected. I meet a handful of the new teachers and went to karaoke. I got the joke prize of an ECC Explorer book and I was pissed. I know Christmas is not about recieving presents but I didnt get to eat any cake either and you should not play around with my cake! I did meet a lot of nice people though. Btw, everyone had to buy a 500 yen present as a secret santa and I bought a bowl, chopsticks, chopstick holder, plastic box and instant ramen (Nissin brand) as my present. I shittily wrapped it up with pages from Newsweek. ahahah, the whole thing was held together with a ball of tape but it was a great gift none the less.

Sunday was a nausiating marathon of Christmas movies, twizzlers, Doritos, beer, wine, pizza and soda. I felt sick after drinking a Guiness and eating a shit load of Twizzlers. All in all, an interesting week.

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Hey yall, I just picked up my git-tar! It’s nothing special but I can practice. The tips of my fingers are sore and feel like they have microscopic lacerations but it will all be worth it because I can rock out with my sock out. I am starting with chords and building up my finger strength. I picked up a practice amp and electric tuner. The first song that I am learning to play is My Paper Heart and Dance Inside by The All-American Rejects. See below:

My Paper Heart

Dance Inside

The All-American Rejects rock!

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This post is about the random sheeyit I have been through the past two days. First, I have to rant about the last train scenario that happend to me Friday night. Wtf?!! People were jam packed on the Yamanote line, I seriously had my balls cupped and my ass fondled. Some really hot chick had her hand right on my stomach and my ass was touching another chicks ass. Wtf?!! You may think thats awesome but then again, some dudes stank breath was on my effing neck, some old dude kept elbowing me because when the train moved it pushed me into him but I couldnt reach up and grab a hand strap, my arms were tied up in a mix of bags, ass cheeks and big hair. It got to a point where there was so many people on the train every time, the train stopped, everyone would cram together so tightly, I seriously couldnt breath for a second. Thank goodness I lived 11 minutes from Shibuya or else there was going to be a fight!

The other order of business: a kid named Uunchi. Whats an Uunchi you might ask. Well, its the Japanese word for shit! Ahahaha, I was at work and this kid wouldnt give me his name so I called him Uunchi. Later that day, I said to one of my students, hey this kids name is Uunchi and she said, thats my son. OMG, ahahahaahha, effing hilarious, I was crying, I was so amused.

Besides these two things, it was pretty much business as usual.

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