July 21, 2008 at 6:31 pm
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July 17, 2008 at 12:54 pm
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I cannot go to places like Hard to Explain in the Cerulean Tower… No effing way!!
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July 16, 2008 at 10:20 pm
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Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert. Unbelievable… What an over rated, crack whore…
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July 16, 2008 at 11:42 am
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Haha, she’s everyone’s pal… Awesome…
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July 16, 2008 at 3:36 am
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Effing gross! I thought living with girls would be awesome, a house filled with the aroma of potpourri and scented candles but I was totally wrong. As one guest commented about my room, “Your room is like a breath of fresh air!”. Yikes!!! Now Midori is awesome… She’s the one that is always cleaning and cooking delicious food but the others… I don’t know who it is exactly because it is narrowed down to two of the other roommates but here is what I am griping about:
1. leaving douche bags in the shower! come on… ( I wanted to put a flamethrower to the whole shower )
2. leaving beer cans in odd places like the bathroom sink and the hallway
3. leaving shit stains in the toilet bowl and not having the common courtesy of scrubbing the bowl down ( WTF?!!! )
4. leaving dirty underwear lying around IN the laundry machine, not even turning the machine on
5. when I forget my laundry in the dryer, one of those whores throws my stuff on the bathroom floor and puts their laundry in
6. leaving dirty dishes in the sink
7. being an effing whore… as in a stupid cunt!
Wow, thank goodness I got this off my chest… I feel better…
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July 15, 2008 at 2:27 pm
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From HolyTaco.com:
Dear Fat Guys Of The World,
Now that Sarah Silverman is back on the market after her breakup with famous tubster Jimmy Kimmel, you will finally have your chance to get a piece of that (no, not that sandwich over there.). She’s feeling neglected and needy and since you already know she likes tubby guys, this means you might actually have a chance with her.
Here are a few classic pickup lines that are tailored to help all those fat guys out there get a date Sarah, even though she’s way out of your league. (Having a TV show might help, too.)
10. Is that a cheeseburger in your pants? If so, I would like to get into your pants to get to that cheeseburger.
9. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 AM? Because I think Taco Bell is still open then. We could get some chalupas.
8. Did you fall from heaven? Because you could totally land on me and be OK because I’m fat.
7. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? And also the lard factory because I’ll be going there A LOT.
6. Where have you been all my life? I know it’s not McDonald’s or Wendy’s or Arby’s or Hardee’s or White Castle or Kenny Rogers Roasters…cause that’s where I usually hang out.
5. Your dad must’ve been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns…and I’d like to put my hot dog between them. That’s not a sexual innuendo. I carry a package of hot dogs with me wherever I go.
4. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. It only has the number to Dominos, Pizza Hut, and the Crisco factory.
3. Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes. He also stole my spare mayonnaise packets.
2. If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.” If you were a burrito, you’d be set on “eat.”
1. Do you want to go out sometime? Do you have a cheesesteak?
Effing hilarious…
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