Where is Derek?

Note: For the ladies that to send your friend Derek off properly, you should bring a pair of panties, not granny panties and throw them at him at the appropriate time.

I have to write this down before I go to sleep because I will forget it in the morning. The night started out slow wth the cold weather and all and people canceling, saying they were “saving it up” for my farewell party on Saturday. It was the boyzz, Jon, Jo and I and we done did it up. DONE DID IT UP and let me say that if you thought last weekend was something, you don’t even know half of it. Last night was the last night, Jon’s cousin Jo was going to be in NYC, he was heading out to Boston so you know, pretty D has to show him how NYC does. I tore shit up. Pray to God, your girls not around me ’cause let me tell you, I had to pick up three girls for us to get into this lounge. After picking these girls, from Cali mind you, at a bar, we proceeded to take them to this spot. Of course your boy, D can’t be held down, I was mingling and bussin’ it hardcore. Let me tell you a little bit about how Bussa Buss puts a lock on the town.  After picking up three chicks for us, we ditched them and I proceeded immediately to the dance floor where I danced in the middle of two cute girls dancing and some ugly dude, obviously a friend of their’s cockblock’d me big time and the dude was suck a loser that all the ended up doing was watching them dance. Unbelieveable. After that I was just all over the place. I owed that floor. That shit was mine biatch, I have Jon and Jo to collaborate my story. I even kicked it to this half korean/white girl in front of her older brother. ha and had her best friend and her sandwich me. Actually, the half korean/white girl was sitting down so I sat on her lap and gave her the time of her life and her best friend came along and grinded up on me. Both girls were hot, her best friend was short so I had to get on my knees to put it on her.  Shit, I wish I had a camera man with me. Dayum, all I know is I acted the fool. Even battled some fat kid who danced like he had jello in his shirt. Enought about me, my boy, Jo even hooked up with this stupid drunk Asian girl, she just walked by and broke it down on him. Jon was the designated driver so he was pretty much straight edged for the night. Definitely have to get my brother from Buffalo to wild out tommorrow.  Got those girls, drippin’ soaking wet-AH. There were three girls that stood out in my mind tonight but Jon and Jo done got me too tipsy to fully finish the deal. One girl that I picked up at the bar was from San Jose, she dropped it like it was hot, I can’t remember her name, and the half Korean/White chick and her best friend. Dayum, I realized too late that I didn’t give them my business card, but oh well, it’s all in a days work. ahahha. Tomorrow, it’s onnnnnn, bitchezzz!

Holy shit! I have to write this blog before I go to sleep because tonight was effing B-A-N-A-N-A-S! I am not kidding. Bussa aka Sweetness effing owned The Park tonight. It was unusually saturated with asian ppl, that it looked like a Stuyvesant HS reunion but dayum, I never, I mean never had so much fun like this in a long ass time. Hunnies to my left, hunnies to my right. Bussa aka Sweetness couldn’t do wrong. It came to a point where I gave out the 15 bidness, that’s right BIDness, cards I had and had to resort to putting digits into my phone. Went with my friend Jason, who’s one of the best wingmen I have ever had. The team was unstoppable. There was a lot of Cali chix there and all I have to say is if all Cali girls dance like these girls, then what the eff am I doing in NYC?!!! A couple of girls stand out in my mind, but unfortuately I don’t remember their names. Sorry girls, I was busy that night. One girl’s name did stand out in my mind and her name was Sylvia, she done knocked me down with her booty. Girl dropped it on me and brought it back, effing knocked me down with that booty, now that’s wifey material. There was this Egyptian girl, forgot her name but let me tell you. I had her legs wrapped around my waist and I done flipped it and had her legs sticking up in the air! Jason and I were battling and even came across this dude that freeking did a hadouken, yeah that’s right, from streetfighter2, you believe that shit. WTF?!! It was cool though, I even got up on this Indian chick but the funny part was that her huge bf was watching! He even gave me props, haha, that’s how I do. Jason and I even picked up this waitress, I even danced with her while holding her serving tray. Yeah, I act’d the fool this night. All I have to say is, pray to God I don’t get near Patron! You don’t even know what I’m capable of. Saturday night, y’all better come. I mean it. I know it will be off the hook. Bussa aka Sweetness doesn’t give a dayum! Any ladies within arms reach is in trouble and that’s for DAYUM sure.